Potato pie

When you breed. We bleed.

throwpie — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:58:06 +0000

That seems to be the new slogan they’re using for the new anti-mosquito-breeding posters. I have a problem with that.

First off, mosquitoes don’t make you bleed. They suck. Specifically they suck blood out of you. So fuck you. The more accurate way of putting it would be:When you breed. We get sucked. That’s better, but has certain sexual connotations people don’t like out in the public. I’m thinking they like it in the same way we laugh at explosions and corpses, just deep down. We need another idea.

How about taking the mosquitoes’ point of view?

When you breed. We suck.

I like that. It seems to make them degrade themselves. Motherfuckers eat me alive every night. They suck alright. This will result in hilarious human-mosquito conflict.

Then I am expecting the Mosquito Organization for Bloodsuckers (M.O.B) will sue us for that. And then we jarheads sue them back for spreading diseases and taking our blood without permission. Mother nature counts as permission as much as I listen to sunshine. They counter-sue for sexual discrimination because we all know that only female mosquitoes like blood. I don’t wanna know what transsexual mosquitoes eat. (the word ‘suck’ comes to mind)

We jarheads form an alliance with the Protectorate Of Ordinary Plants(P.O.O.P) to sue the mosquito males as well as the females. Female mosquitoes gain supporters from human feminists sympathizers.

Noone sues for genocide. The United Aquatic Emirates continue eating their babies. I know it’s larvae, but doesn’t the image of baby mosquitoes feel less gross and somehow even cute? Cute things die cutely.

Don’t you feel so bad for having that image because it was hilarious?

This blog has become too weird.

throwpie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:43:17 +0000

Henceforth, it sux.

Impulse

throwpie — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:36:18 +0000

HFS

throwpie — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:01:57 +0000

WTF?

throwpie — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:08:08 +0000

I just read my blog. (I think I’m insane)

How things work.

throwpie — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:36:52 +0000

Distractions lead to blatant lies.

throwpie — Sun, 04 May 2008 07:18:29 +0000

Oh yeah it’s the weekend! Actually it’s Monday.

throwpie — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:10:18 +0000

This post is full of text. I am going to proceed with writing whatever comes to my mind while I look around my room and hard-disk without any purpose. I have a hand phone that is so small I don’t really think it smells like parsley. And there is the speaker that is just beside it and it’s facing away from the phone for no reason(I shifted its position to better hear the goddamn son-of-a-bitch dying thing). And there is the thing that is used for putting your cup on when it’s like condensing liquid on its sides and dribbling it all over the desk and it kinda likes to collect those drops. I kinda find that disgusting. I mean, who in the world drinks someone else’s sweat? Fluffy. I just noticed that for every unspecified number of words I type here wordpress saves a draft and the word “wordpress” is underlined in red which in my book mean: bullshit word. Now where’s that paper clip? Oh my god, it’s my project brief hung up there on the window!

tl;dr: I hate homework.

I don’t really like parsley.

throwpie — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:45:08 +0000

So here’s another picture of a bird.

Chicken rice sux.

throwpie — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:04:33 +0000

So here’s a picture of a bird.